orangehennesey (orangehennesey) wrote,

MS Paint Fail.

mspaintfail, originally uploaded by jangkaeng.

The title says it all, doesn't it?
Does that even look like asparagus? Or sausage? Or a heart? (No to all.)

... don't judge me.*

Anyway, procrastination on math homework via MS Paint and random blogging aside, asparagus is coming into season, so excited! Fun fact: asparagus is not only good for you, but it also makes your pee smell. I read it in a really good book. SERIOUSLY. It's not from experience. (*REITERATED)

Asparagus, sausage, tomato sauce and mozzarella on pizza. Dried thyme, parsley, oregano (or prepacked Italian seasoning). For me, a sprinkling of red pepper flakes before consumption. SO GOOD. At first it was questionable. "Asparagus..? On pizza? hm. Well, Wolfgang Puck did it." If it's good enough for WP, it's good enough for me. So I did it.

THANK GOODNESS for Wolfgang Puck, and his really hot wife for the sole reason that she's really hot. WP helped me conceptualize the pizza, and the hotness of his wife reminded me that one can not eat five slices and still attain a hotness at least somewhat comparable to hers. Hooray.


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